#sexy pretty boy wrestlers

[wrestlingarsenal]

[guywrestlingaddiction]

That Wresting Moment: One wrestler steals the spotlight - Aryx Quinn & Brenden Cage v Jake Lyons & Landon Mycles (Can-am.com)

Sometimes a tag team match is really just a ploy to get your hands on one of those sexy jobbers.  It's happens when one member of the tag team is so magnetic, so irresistible, that he completely steals the show.  Enter Landon Mycles ...

Aryx Quinn & Brenden Cage v Jake Lyons & Landon Mycles (Can-am.com)

SPOILER ALERT: I highly recommend viewing this match in its entirety before reading this post.

The Backstory

From the very beginning our foursome is really a threesome with Landon at the center of it.  Both Aryx and Brenden say they're here for a tag team match but really they're both after Landon and a crack at his amazing body.  Like a good wingman, poor Jake is pretty much left off of most scenes as all those hungry eyes lock on to our blond, sexy spotlight, Landon. 

The Action

Now don't let that pretty Landon "The Heartbreaker" Mycles fool you.  Those muscles are not just for show and the guy can do some real damage, even up against two bigger beefy pro studs like Aryx and Brenden.  They both want him but Landon is not going to make it easy and he really messes these two up with those powerful arms and massive thighs.  

That is until our two heels double team the poor guy and no man, no matter how powerful can beat those odds.  I mean check out this brutality: 

The Moment 

So let's be real, we came here for our stud Landon and the guy really does shine in this match.  Making this match even sexier is the fact that one-on-one our heels are no match for him and they had to stack the odds in order to win.  Boy do they enjoy their winnings here ... 

Brenden just can't help himself when he's around all that golden muscle.

It's Aryx however who gets the better of him and thoroughly enjoys the sweaty, glistening perfection that is Landon Mycles.  

In fact, he gets so lost in his opponent's He-man body that he forgets himself and suffers the consequences.  I mean, I can't blame the guy - Aryx flew too close to the sun and got burned by that sexy jobber that stole the spotlight. 

Aryx, humiliated and put out but still completely satisfied.  I'm sure he's thinking ... "totally worth it".

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[pancrasefighter69]

BENTLEY, 6' 2" tall and 220 pounds, wrestler at Thunders Arena Wrestling. He lost his wrestling bout to Loki, aka, Jake Burton, who was the same weight. Burton is a muscular bodybuilder and a fan favorite. Bentley is the sexy pretty boy Jobber, but he's heavy and strong enough to dominate a lot of wrestlers. Bentley lost in our recent poll, too. Here's some consolation prize photos.

[kitwilsonsass]

Okay so I did not realize just the sheer amount of cake they possessed until watching that magic Mike vid?! Especially kit - also is that his actual name or his stage name?? I feel like I'm getting confused bc I saw different names on the video but I've also seen them referred to as I believe Kit and Elton?? Please clarify 😂😭

P.S. I totally see why you love him he is hilarious and so damn sexy

Lmao. Oh (yes) boy. I'm gonna overexplain kayfabe and wrestle politics because I was worried this might confuse at some point.

Sam and Lewis are their real names, but also just what they went by prior to coming to the States. The company likes to have copyright over people's shticks for marketing, and stage names are pretty common still anyway, so a lot of the talent they pulled from the UK pool at that time took on new names. Hence - Kit and Elton.

It's always kind of been considered a no-no to refer to wrestlers by their real names if they don't use them, but obviously that's muddy sometimes situation pending. (Using no stage names, differing names throughout career, having a big out of character presence elsewhere in media in this day and age, etc.)

It's also worth noting that wrestlers are almost... never entirely out of character anyway. A lot of interviews and random shit like that video tends to be kind of a meshing 50/50 of personalities to maintain the illusion even though everyone nowadays knows it's not real. It's a whole carny thing. This is also WAAAYYYY looser now than it used to be, because again, we live in an age of constant video content and social media and communication, but still.

So yeah tl;dr in that video era they were Sam/Lewis but in general reference unless they say otherwise - Kit/Elton are the appropriate names.

[evertriedsoywithyourpopcorn]

My goofiest idea yet: Ace Attorney Wrestling Crossover AU

Starring Phoenix Wright as the guy I'll focus on the most, at least for this post.

The premise is: All culprits, Defendants, Legal Workers and some victims are all wrestling champions. Most minors are either not wrestling or are in junior/little league wrestling

- It follows the same storyline as the canon Ace Attorney games, but instead of murders it would be wins and loses or sometimes even decommissioning a wrestler due to an injury

- Much like in Ace Attorney AND in wrestling storytelling, there are heroes and villains, and long fleshed out conflicts and plotines

- Phoenix Wright's gimmick in wrestling is that he's a lawyer

- By "defending" someone, Phoenix is either winning a tag team match with his "defendant" or avenging his "defendant" over a loss that seemed unjust

I go more into his storyline below (vague spoilers for every game as it goes on)

- Phoenix was originally going to art school, but he started wanting to wrestle when he saw his former friend, Miles Edgeworth, as "The Demon Prosecutor", a wrestler known to use crude and exploitative tactics in "the name of justice"

- As Edgeworth's gimmick was being a prosecutor (I haven't drawn him yet), Phoenix models himself to be the opponent, and represent people fairly in their matches, so that he'll be more likely to cross paths with him

- They'd follow perhaps a similar storyline as the actual wrestling arc "The Golden Lovers", which btw got me into wrestling. They are both boys and one of them is from Canada and the other is from Japan and it's surprisingly emotional and I recommend you check it out

- So yeah they're gay and there's some unresolved tension there

- Mia Fey, a rising wrestler in the women's league, takes Phoenix under her wing after during a match against Dahlia Hawthorne, a well known and beloved wrestler, she saves Phoenix from a sudden and violent attack into the stands from his then girlfriend

(The reveal later on would be that there were two Dahlias, the twins, which feels like a good cheesy plotine for a wrestling champion. Phoenix didn't know that he had actually been dating Iris)

- A few years pass

- Phoenix gets his first victory

- I think Mia actually dies, though I'm not completely sold on it yet (because I'm not sure how Maya's gimmick will work yet)

- Behind the scenes, someone had caused some serious physical damage to her, and she had to be rushed to the hospital due to wounds from Redd White, a pro wrestler with a rich CEO gimmick, and the rings he wears on his fingers (a pretty clear hazard)

- Phoenix faces off in a tag team match against Redd White, April May, with the gimmick of being a sexy secretary, and Miles Edgeworth

- He's not alone though: He's "defending" Maya, a fresh face on the wrestling scene, and to even it out, Grossberg, a senior wrestler, is also there (but as obviously he and Redd White are lovers, he's kind of a handicap for that match and doesn't fight anyone at full potential)

- BUT THEY WIN! The crowd is shocked but supportive, they never knew it was possible to take down the Demon Prosecutor

- They go through the other cases

- Phoenix beats Manfred Von Karma, an undefeated champion who had actually killed ("by accident") Edgeworth's real father, Gregory Edgeworth, 15 years ago after they concluded that the match was a draw

- More cases happen, Phoenix gets blackmailed and has to work with Matt Engarde, a shiny popular wrestler, in a tag team match, but manages to expose him (I guess meaning that Shelly De Killer is a paid professional of sorts for underground wrestling deals) and retrieve Maya safely

- Miles leaves wrestling but later comes back (Like in the golden lovers wink wink nudge nudge)

- Franziska is cool and so is Godot, I'll make art/posts for their wrestling attire

The next chapter of his life:

(Spoilers for Apollo Justice)

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- The Gramarye's are also wrestlers (you best believe it) with a magician gimmick

- Phoenix "represents" Zak Gramarye in a tag team match against rising star Klavier Gavin (He's 17 which makes it weird but idk how to fix that) and Valant Gramarye

- Turns out the wrestling ring had some tampered-with props, and Phoenix used one of them in a finishing move, causing unforseen injury to Valant

- Klavier, having received a "tip off" from his brother (who was going to be in the match until Zak rejected him, and so was Klavier's coach instead) that some of the props were tampered with and that he'd use them

- Phoenix gets exiled from the wrestling scene and Zak disappears, leaving his daughter alone in the audience

- Phoenix spends the next seven years compiling evidence against Kristoph, as well as coaching and supporting Trucy Wright, his adopted daughter, in little league wrestling tournaments she's in

- She wants to do magic-based wrestling just like the Gramaryes

- After a man named Shadi Enigmar is found unconscious at the Borshe Bowl Club, a restaurant in the wrestling stadium, there's some rumors going around and Kristoph, a well respected wrestler, is announced for a one-for-all wrestling match beside his new "understudy", Apollo Justice

- Phoenix comes back as a surprise audience member in that one-for-all wrestling match, and teaming up with Apollo (who accidentally uses a tampered with prop to win the final moments against Kristoph), manages to get in a loss for Kristoph

- Apollo is mad, and backstage he performs a very iconic punch to the face

- However, since Kristoph no longer wants to mentor Apollo, Phoenix is now seen helping him out during matches

- I'll go more into the end when I do Apollo, but using his evidence, he exposes Kristoph's lies in true lawyer gimmick fashion after Apollo wins a match against him

- Kristoph is like "But you can't truly prove it can you? You're not a real lawyer. I can get away with whatever I want. You can't do anything"

- And Phoenix smiles and raises his hands out to the thousands of people watching in the crowd and is like "You're right. But they can."

- So the reputation of Kristoph Gavin is tarnished beyond repair.

I don't have much to say for Dual Destinies and Spirit of Justice but he's back babyyyy (minor spoilers)

- He's now a senior wrestler but hey, he's cool

- Edgeworth played a big part in making this happen, so of course when he find out Pheonix is wrestling alongside an orca he is foaming at the mouth

- He still coaches Trucy, and also took on another gig as Athena's coach

- Themis Legal Academy is maybe the same but also now has a super popular wrestling league

- I'm not going to think about Khura'in yet but I'll get to Sahdmadhi

[evas-apartment]

Alright! So, I got a wrestling story, and it's gonna be a bit long, but I wanted to talk about it, cause I think it's wild. I'm gonna put it under a cut, just not to take up too much of your dash, but I hope you read it!

My favorite wrestler currently working is a guy named CM Punk. He's worked all over, been active from like '99, been around. Excellent promo, dude can fucking TALK, really good in the ring, can tell a great story. Without giving his whole fucking history, worked in a bunch of companies, signed with WWE in 2005, won basically everything there, THE biggest thing in wrestling in 2011, never main-evented Wrestlemania, felt some type of way about it, currently has the 7th longest WWE Championship reign of all time, dude's decorated. Punk was sick for a while, the WWE doctor misdiagnosed a staph infection he had, gave him copious antibiotics for it, it didn't work, Punk almost died, WWE killed his love for wrestling, he leaves, actually gets treated for his staph infection, gets fired on his fucking wedding day in 2014, sues WWE for almost killing him, wins.

CM Punk is out of wrestling from 2014-2019, comes back for a wrestling talk-show on FS1 for a bit, doesn't amount to much. In the mean time, another wrestling company comes up called All Elite Wrestling, it's excellent, awesome in-ring stuff, awesome stories, jesus fucking christ we actually have another wrestling company to watch cause it was basically just WWE for major American wrestling since 200-fucking-1. AEW CEO Tony Khan wants to bring in CM Punk, Punk is pretty sure he wants to come back to wrestling, but unfortunately it's now 2020. No crowds. We're not doing this. Able to hold off until August 2021, when CM Punk sells out the United Center in Chicago (famously his home town) based off the RUMOR that he signed with AEW, he hadn't been formally announced yet, cause he's the fucking goat.

Punk comes back, has excellent match after excellent match, excellent promo after excellent promo, a man who already had a hall of fame career was putting out some of the best stuff of his entire life, we were fucking EATING. I'm DYING to see the love of my life live and in person, things are going well.

My IRL best friend who also likes wrestling always said, hey, if they announce a joint AEW and NJPW (the top Japanese wrestling promotion, famous for extremely good wrestling) show, we're going. They announce it for June 26th, 2022. In Chicago. CM Punk's hometown. In May of 2022, CM Punk after months of teasing, is challenging for the AEW World Heavyweight Championship against Hangman Adam Page, another of my favorites.

May 29th, 2022, at the AEW Double or Nothing pay-per-view, CM Punk wins the motherfucking World Heavyweight Championship, BASICALLY, my favorite wrestler beat my best friend's favorite wrestler for the grandest prize in all of wrestling, he yelled, I yelled, it was magical. We're going to Chicago, Punk's coming to Chicago, I'm going to see my sexy man with the sexy belt receiving a hometown reaction with the fucking GOLD around his waist.

Five days after winning the belt, CM Punk jumps into the crowd at a show, to be amongst HIS people, beloved. Punk bangs his foot against the guardrail went crowd dicing. My beautiful boy smashes his fucking foot apart. He's out of action. Punk isn't going to Chicago. I'm going to Chicago.

We go to Chicago, have some of the most fun I've ever had in my entire life, watch a supremely excellent wrestling pay-per-view live, loved it, would do it again. What a shame Punk couldn't be there. They crown an interim AEW WHC, Jon Moxley. That's okay, I really like Jon, he deserves it.

August 10th, 2022, CM Punk makes his triumphant return to AEW, I'm stoked, we have a big show coming up in September, time to unify the interim and world heavyweight belts so Punk can have his reign. Right?

August 24th, 2022. They jump the gun. Jon Moxley is from Cincinnati, Ohio. This show is taking place in nearby Cleveland. Oh no. The crowd LOVES Mox and HATES Punk. Jon absolutely squashes Punk in 3 minutes to become the AEW Undisputed Champion. Oh god oh fuck. But it's okay! The September show, AEW All Out is in Chicago! Cause it always is! Punk will get his win back, and we'll get the Punk reign we all want!.......................right?

Punk's coming to Chicago.

September 4th, 2022. AEW All Out in Chicago. CM Punk defeats Jon Moxley in a great match to regain the AEW World Heavyweight Championship. I'm happy. Me and my bff watch it live in theatres like we do every PPV. We enjoy it thoroughly, we leave. I get home to all this news about the post show media scrum that took place, and the things Punk said. It's BIG. news. Oh god. Oh fuck.

CM Punk. Tired, bloody, battered, and your brand new AEW Champion goes on a BLISTERING tirade about his coworkers, wrestling, wrestling media, everything. It's bad. It's darkly entertaining, but it's bad. He's sitting next to AEW CEO Tony Khan saying things like calling executive Vice Presidents of AEW and fellow wrestlers, the tag team the Young Bucks guys who "couldn't manage a fucking Target". He accuses the Bucks, and people in their circle of feeding negative stories about Punk to wrestling media. Perhaps most damaging, he talk about the man he first beat to become world champion in AEW, Hangman Adam Page, a generally well-like and respected man. Page infamously said in an interview that he doesn't take advice from anyone, and likes to figure out things for himself. Alright Hanger, weird but you do you. On this, Punk called Hangman, and this is a quote, an "empty-headed fucking dumb fuck" who "never accomplished anything in this business". Really harsh Punk, genuinely not cool. This scrum hurt him, I think. It hurt the belt he just won, Adam Page's most prominent achievement, and it damages the company you work for. A black spot for us Punk fans, but.... I mean.... how bad could things be, right? Apologize, go into damage control...............................................................................................right?

Punk finishes the press conference by saying, essentially "if anyone has a fucking problem with me, say it to my fucking face. At the end of they day, wrestlers are people with feelings. You guys should be more respectful of that, and more mindful of the stories you guys put out. Thank you." It's over. Punk leaves, belt in tact. The Bucks take his advice, and go talk to Punk in his dressing room.

A fight breaks out. people get punched, a guy gets bit, chairs get thrown, I believe a dog was hurt, it was awful. There's so much misinformation, and mythologizing about what has been since known as "Brawl Out" that it's hard for me to reliably tell you guys anything about it, cause it's extremely hard to know who or what to trust. It was really bad. In that match Punk had with Jon Moxley, Punk did a dive to outside the ring and tore his triceps. He's hurt again. Due to this, and the backstage fight, CM Punk is forced to relinquish his world championship for a second time. He's held the belt twice, and only defended it one time. I'm apoplectic y'all. Oh god, oh fuck.

During ALL of this, during All Out, the show, they announce that the November PPV, AEW Full Gear is taking place in my homestate, the greatest place on earth, New Jersey, at the Prudential Center. I watch the show. Punk wins the belt. Punk is coming to New Jersey! I though, the absolute fucking fool I was. Punk isn't coming to New Jersey you stupid slut.

I bought tickets to Chicago to see my king CM Punk. Punk couldn't make it. I buy tickets to Newark to go see my babygirl CM Punk, Punk can't make it (sounds like my childhood lol).

CM Punk has yet to officially come back to AEW. He's been out mending his triceps injury. But. In the same way that he was TOTALLY signing with AEW, but not officially announced, it has been reliably reported that AEW is going to announce THIS WEDNESDAY that a brand new TV Show on Saturday's is going to be airing. There will be one roster of guys working the Wednesday shows, one roster of guys working the Saturday shows. It is widely speculated that CM Punk is going to be working on Saturdays. CM Punk on his insta, in between reels of him watching hockey, and reels of working out (working out for what, huh??? 👀👀👀), he likes a post about someone buying tickets to the AEW Collision shows, airing on Saturday. Ladies and Gentlemen, delusions aside, I believe. The king of my world, my favorite professional wrestler on the planet CM Punk. Will be returning to AEW to kick off this brand new television show. Do you wanna know how I know? They announced a couple of dates they're hitting, a couple in Canada, ONE IN NEW JERSEY, and one elsewhere, they haven't announced it yet. They're announcing it this Wednesday. Internet sleuths have figured out where. On the date in question, Saturday June 17th, The United Center is booked for a show. The same venue I went to see him initially. In CM Punk's hometown. Of Chicago, Illinois.

BABES IT'S HAPPENING. AND THE COLLISION TOUR IS COMING TO THE PRUDENTIAL CENTER IN NEW JERSEY. AFTER GOD AND ALL OF HIS BASTARD ANGELS HAVE CURSED ME AND MY FUCKING LIFE. STOPPING ME FROM SEEING MY FUCKING SWEETHEART CM PUNK LIVE BEFORE MY EYES. NOT ONCE BUT TWICE. THIRD'S TIME THE CHARM. I'M GOING. I BOUGHT THE TICKETS ALREADY. I'M GOING TO SEE CM PUNK AT AEW COLLISION SATURDAY 22ND, 2023. IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING. I HAVE FLOOR SEATS. SUMMER OF PUNK 2023 BABEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

I mean, hopefully. lol.

If you read this, I love you dearly, and i would kiss you on the mouth. I know it's a lot, but wrestling is my thing. so. indulge me why dontcha. if you have any questions, or wanna talk about it, i'm more than willing. i'm not proofreading this, i've already spent 45 minutes writing this bye-bye love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu <3

[rawiswhore]

Various WWF Wrestlers x Fem Reader- "Beulah McGillislutty"

The most iconic women in the WWE are Becky Lynch, Sasha Banks, Charlotte Flair, Asuka, Bayley, the Bella Twins, Paige, Bianca BelAir, Alexa Bliss, Trish Stratus, Lita, Torrie Wilson, Stacy Keibler, and the list goes on.

The most iconic women in the World Wrestling Federation were Chyna, Wendi Richter, Cyndi Lauper, Miss Elizabeth, Sable, Sunny, Lita, Debra, Trish Stratus, Stephanie McMahon, Alundra Blayze, and others, although some of these women were still in the company when it became the WWE.

Yes, the WWF and WWE are technically the same company, but they had different names.

The most iconic women in the original 1990's ECW wrestling company were Beulah McGillicutty, Francine, Nancy Benoit, Dawn Marie, Kimona Wanalaya, and Sunny.

But Beulah and Francine were the most iconic.

Beulah did a nude pornography photoshoot as well as video for Penthouse magazine, and that photoshoot and video were both sexy AF.

You learned about ECW in 1997 when some of the roster crossed over to the World Wrestling Federation in February that year, and while it made you really happy to see some ECW stars---especially some of the sexiest ones--invade the company, it also made you upset they were only there temporarily.

You were signed to the WWF and a part of the roster that year, and you weren't allowed to cross over into other wrestling companies.

You started watching ECW after learning about in February 1997, and learned about Beulah and her Penthouse porn video and photoshoot.

However, in May and June of 1997, one of ECW's stars, Rob Van Dam, was briefly in the World Wrestling Federation and that made you so happy.

He nearly even joined the WWF that year in general.

There were some sexy men in the WWF in 1997, even if they were only there for a little while.

In May of that aforementioned year, shortly after Rob Van Dam joined the WWF, you invited him, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Shawn Michaels, Jeff Hardy and even Brian Pillman to a hotel room when those men had free time from rehearsing matches and promos.

Those men were the sexiest men in the WWF during that time.

You would also invite Bret Hart and Davey Boy Smith, they're pretty cute too, though Bret probably wouldn't like your performance.

When these men were in your hotel room, Hunter and Shawn all had their long hair hanging down, because they looked sexy AF when their hair isn't tied in ponytails.

Hunter, Shawn, Rob, Brian and Jeff were lounging on the 2 beds in this hotel room, whereas you stood in front of those 2 beds ready to give a performance.

Some of these men, in particular Brian, was laying on those beds, whereas others were sitting on top of the bed.

It would be a little homosexual for a group of men to lay on the same bed.

Not to mention, some of these men were sitting closest to you on these beds so they could see you.

While you stood in front of these men, you were dressed in a lacy, black, spaghetti strapped, skintight see through negligee, similar to the negligee Beulah wore in her porn video.

Even though you didn't have any music playing, you had a rather coy, innocent expression on your face with a slight smirk on your mouth and one of your hands slid across from your left ribcage down to your navel and to your right hip, only for your body to turn around until your back was in front of these men, where you bent your head and torso down until your ass and vulva was sticking out at these male wrestlers.

Your hand was stroking above the fabric of your negligee when it slid from your left ribcage down to your navel and hip, you were acting like how Beulah acted at the beginning of her porn.

Brian, Jeff, Rob, Hunter and Shawn were all looking at you with grins on their faces, satisfied at what they saw.

Shawn, Brian and Rob whistled at you like how men whistle at attractive women.

Brian, Shawn and Rob clapped their hands as they cheered and whistled at you when your ass was sticking out in front of them.

Your vulva was peeping out of your negligee and sandwiched in between your ass cheeks.

You didn't wear any panties under that negligee, much like Beulah in her video.

These men knew you weren't wearing any panties, but Shawn's and Rob's eyes grew wide when they saw a bit of your vulva under your negligee.

You wish other men in other wrestling companies, like Scott Hall, Chris Jericho, Nova from ECW, Raven, Jim Powers from WCW, even Chris Benoit could be in this hotel room to watch your performance, but these men weren't allowed to be in other wrestling companies.

When Rob Van Dam joined the WWF, you told him how you wish some ECW alumni like Nova and Raven were still in the WWF, frowning and pouting when you said that.

You would let Leif Cassidy watch this performance, too bad he grew a tacky handlebar moustache that ruined his looks.

You began to roll your ass around and upwards like how Beulah did in her Penthouse porn video, what you did was throw your ass in a circle basically.

You copied the beginning of Beulah's video, watching and studying everything she did in it.

You had her movements in that video memorized completely.

If you were one of those dancers on "Shotgun Saturday Night" at the beginning of 1997, you would dance like Beulah did at the beginning of the video, but you wouldn't really show your private parts on television, sadly.

Had Beulah's Penthouse tape played with the music playing, this would make your dance much sexier.

You then raised your head as well as your torso upwards until you straightened your body up and stood up, where one of your arms was slung across your navel and your hand was grabbing your hip while your opposite arm was up in the air.

You turned your body around where your arm up in the air buried and slid your fingers down through your hair and you removed your arm and hand off of your stomach, but one of your hands slightly slid the top of your negligee down off of your breast while your other hand was buried at your vulva.

When you did this, your body was bent forward slightly at these men in front of you.

Your fingers were slightly pulling your negligee at your breast off of your tit, nearly exposing your nipple and areola.

You received lots of cheers from all of these men when it seemed like your nipple was getting exposed.

They would chant "Show your tits!", but people next door might hear them.

These men felt free to masturbate to you, which is what they wanted to do.

As they watched this performance, some of them pulled their pants or shorts down and pulled their dicks out, where one of their hands was on their erections and they began to jerk off.

There was a tissue box on the nightstand in between the beds and a wastebasket in between the beds for these men to throw their used tissues in.

Soon, your hands grabbed both of the straps of your negligee, your wrists crossed, and your hands slowly slid your straps down your arms.

You made direct eye contact to these men as you slid both of your straps down in unison.

As the straps of your negligee were being pulled down, more of your bare chest was being exposed in front of them as your negligee slid down your torso.

Some of these men cheered and whistled at you as your negligee was sliding down your navel.

Hopefully no one next door will hear these men cheering and whistling at you as you undress.

While your negligee was wrapped around your waistline (not covering your torso anymore besides your waistline) and your arms and hands elevated out of the straps of your lingerie, your arms--especially your forearms--were folded and crossed below your breasts but your nipples and areolas were slightly exposed in front of these men.

Your arms and forearms unfolded, uncrossed and separated from each other, but your hands cupped your breasts and began to fondle and stroke them, pulling your tits upwards and even together until they touched.

Your hands were stroking your breasts and covering and blocking your areolas and nipples from being seen.

"I'd give her a dollar or more" Shawn said to you.

"Me too!" Rob and Brian chimed in out of unison.

Jeff and Hunter agreed, chiming in "Me too!" out of unison.

They can feel free to throw money at you.

When some of these men were masturbating, precum began to seep out of their slits, but luckily they had a box of tissues with them to share and clean up their messes.

They grabbed a tissue out of the box and even passed the box around so they could grab one.

"Beulah's got nothing on you" Rob Van Dam stated.

"Yeah!" these men agreed, nodding their heads and smiling, these men saying "yeah" not in unison.

Unlike Beulah in her porn video, you didn't lift one of your breasts up with your hand and try to lick your erect nipple.

However, while making eye contact with these men and your head tilted sideways, one of your hands did lift one of your breasts up to your mouth, and your index finger on that hand was elevating towards your mouth, where your tongue escaped out of your mouth and your index finger sliding down the top of your moist tongue.

With your tongue back inside your mouth again, your arms and forearms crossed below your breasts again, only for your forearms to unfold and separate away from each other as your hands joined together at your vulva.

Your vulva was exposed to these men now, your negligee was wrapped around your navel.

Your hands stroked up your bare skin up to your negligee, although one of your hands slid down to your pussy and began to rub it.

Your hand was buried between your thighs and masturbating your vulva.

One of Shawn's and Rob's hands slipped into the pockets of their shorts and pulled out their wallets, where they pulled out some money and tossed it to you.

One of Brian's hands slipped into the pocket of his pants, where he pulled his wallet out and opened it up, where his hand pulled some money out of his wallet and he threw it to you, grinning and laughing when he threw you that money.

You got some cheers from these men when you seemingly rubbed your vulva, only for that hand buried between your thighs to slide out and this time slide up to your body, much to their dismay.

They were disappointed when you seemingly stopped masturbating yourself, but don't worry, they'll get a treat soon enough.

One of your arms was above your head, while your hand on your opposite arm was trying to slide your negligee down your waistline.

Your index and middle fingers were sandwiched in between your negligee and your navel, those fingers seemingly pointing at your vulva and nearly almost looking like they're about to enter it.

You shifted your body sideways, where your hand escaped out of your negligee and your arm slid off of the top of your head.

You placed your hands on your knees when you shifted your body sideways and showed off the side of your body, sticking your ass a little bit out.

You began to roll your ass a little bit while your hands were on your knees, your eyes looking at these men as you rolled your ass.

You removed one of your hands off of your knee and moved that hand behind your ass, where your hand slid up from your ass and elevated up your hip to across your chest.

You watched your hand slide up the side of your body.

"It's amazing how well she's memorized Beulah's porn video" Rob said.

These men agreed, nodding their heads.

To visualize what this fanfic is about, watch Beulah McGillicutty's infamous porn video, and you act exactly like Beulah in the video until she introduces a silver dildo.

You acted exactly like Beulah during this striptease performance for these men except for when she brings out a dildo.

Soon, with your back turned in front of these men, you straddled a chair placed in between your legs.

Before sitting in that chair, you stuck your ass out in front of these men while your head was bent down.

While your ass was sticking out, your hand stroked your vulva in front of them.

You also turned your body around where your legs were spread wide open, one of your legs was up, and your hand was stroking your pussy exposed at these men.

These men jizzed and ejaculated during your performance, where you gave them oral sex after they came.

You, too, came during your performance.

You'd seen those pornographic pictures of Beulah and thought of letting these men fuck you while you're doing those Beulah poses, and you did.

If only you did this recreation of Beulah's porn video and photoshoot on her birthday in March in front of these sexy men.

When other sexy men joined the WWF---Christian Cage, Tommy Rogers, Jerry Lynn, Sean Morley, Chris Jericho, etc., you recreated the beginning of Beulah McGillicutty's porn video to these men privately.

Not to mention, during the Attitude era, you recreated her striptease at the beginning of her Penthouse video when you distracted an opponent as a valet, although you didn't show your breasts or your vulva, unfortunately.

During one of those coming up next segments in the WWF where the guitar riff to Slam Jam's "We're All Together Now" plays, you recreated the beginning of Beulah's Penthouse video as well as some of the pictures from her photoshoot, although your private parts weren't shown.

[sleepy-achilles]

Show and Tell.

I am going to give a little bit of a summary as a warning. This is basically a story about the oversexualisation of Shawn and how it ends up happening to his middle child, Leon, as he gets older.

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Shawn wasn't stupid. He knew what fans said about him, How fans acted towards him and how it wasn't okay. He also knows he never helped by the way he acted or the things he did. But..why shouldn't he be confident or feel sexy? Why shouldn't he be allowed to have fun?

As he got older, technology got better.

He saw how the younger fans and well some of the more technological advanced older fans adored a younger, more fucked up version of him.

And yeah, it did suck to see all these videos and fanfics about a younger version of yourself being called hot and handsome and sexy whilst only a majority acknowledged your looks in modern times.

Taker told him he was being silly and to ignore it. And taker was normally right.

Taker hated it. He hated how the fans sexualised Shawn. He hated how Shawn never understood how wrong it truly was. How they touched him at shows, the things they said about him. How it ended up controlling shawns life, even now. He would force himself to be slim, force himself to look good every moment of the day. He'd often find Shawn upset in the hotel bathroom if he saw one thing out of place or if a haters comment got to him.

Shawn got older. Shawn saw what taker saw. Understood how wrong it was. It was never love. It was lust. Shawn hated how even as he got older vince still used his looks over his talent. How everyone did.

Shawn felt like a puppet.

Felt like a show and tell object.

And he prayed that he'd be the last wrestler to suffer at the hands of being a visual.

And he got his wish for a while.

Only a while.

----

It crushed shawns heart when he saw the first headline.

Leon was only 15 when it began. Of course, Leon was a true child star. In the storyline since birth, in the ring the moment he could hold his own.

Leon was also cursed with the beauty and the boy didn't even know it. Not yet atleast.

Shawn frowns. "Whats wrong pa?" John asks from the sofa. "Nothing..just old news." Shawn lies. John just nods before making his way to the kitchen, were Leon and a young cassie were making lunch. "What is it?" Taker asks quietly. "Nothing. Truly." Shawn forces a smile. Taker would lose it if he read this. Shawn doesn't need that right now. He doesn't need Leon seeing it because of takers outburst.

'WWEs new young boy toy! Exclusive photos inside!'

It made Shawn feel sick. The boy is only 15.

Of course, shawn knew the moment he saw Leon he'd end up beautiful. He just wished and hoped that the outside world would never truly see it.

That their higher ups would never see it.

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Leon frowns at vince as the meeting continues.

Leon finally had his growth spurt. He was still a lean build but he finally had some height to him.

"Hes got some height to him now, the girls will love it even more" ric comments. Leon looks at the elders as they talk about him as if he's not even there. "The girls already love him. The scar added to his attractiveness." Vince comments, not even looking up from the script. "Maybe we expose him to the media more. It'll bring non wrestling fans in. Fill more seats." Eric suggests.

Leon's heart picks up. They truly can't be suggesting this?

Leon's eyes burn into a man he considers family.

"Thats...that's a brilliant idea!" Vince smiles looking up.

Leon's heartbreaks.

It's almost like he was just show and tell to these people.

Like he's not human at all.

Just a pretty face to fill seats.

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Leon got older, like everyone else. The difference is, he didn't age like humans. His face was older sure, but it stopped at 30 and never continued.

The fans and highers up loved it.

Leon?

Leon wishes he was ugly.

Leon glances down at the headline.

"You alright Lee?" Drew asks from the head of the table. Sheamus looks up from his breakfast to where the other man is stood, glaring down at his phone. "Perfect." Leon mutters. Sheamus glances at drew.

'Leon Michaels, WWEs hottest visual.'

Visual.

Leon despised that word.

A word that vince shoved on him from day one.

Even when he was teaming with his siblings, it was always; John is the leader, Cassidy the force and Leon? Leon the damn visual. His brother was labeled as the leader, the man on the mic. His baby sister was labeled the fighter, the charismatic one. And Leon? Leon was nice to look at.

He feels a sudden rage grow in him as he scrolls the article.

What about his talents? How hard he worked?

His heart stops as he stops at a certain part.

'The last visual to take the WWE by storm was Michaels own father, Shawn The boytoy Michaels. It became clear at a young age that Leon would take after his father Shawn and become the face of beauty for the business. And just like his father, he fills those seats everytime.'

Leon's eyes are wide with shock.

Did his pa know about this?

"Leon?" Drew asks. Leon looks at his boyfriend. "Are you sure you are alright?" Drew questions. "I have to find my pa." Leon whispers before grabbing his phone off the table and rushing out.

--

"Sloppy. Cmon guys!" Shawn sighs as he watches the newest group of rookies wrestle.

The media didn't care about this.

They didn't care about this side of Shawn. They never did.

He shaved his head and all they cared about is if he still looked beautiful.

They came to the conclusion that Shawn managed to make it work. That he managed to still look hot.

Not that it mattered. WWE had themselves a new pretty boy. Shawns looks only mattered when he was in the public, or in twitters case, when a show wasn't to their liking.

Shawn looks towards the doors as Leon walks in. "Pa" he calls walking over, ignoring the whispering and stares from the rookies. "Morning Lee." Shawn nods as the man stops infront of him. "Do you know how the media talk about you? About us?" Leon asks holding his phone out. Shawn doesn't even look at it. He doesn't need too. "Of course I do. I always have." Shawn mutters, watching as the road dogg barks at the rookies to get back to work. "They always say the cruelest things." Shawn hums. Leon frowns as he lowers his phone. "We will never be human to them. Just a piece of art on display to them." Shawn explains. "And it doesn't help when the people who expose us to them refuse to protect us because they make a easy buck off it." Shswn adds.

Leon looks down at his phone.

'Shawn would go on to tease his fans with a risky photoshoot for playgirl.'

'Leon would go on to tease his fans when he decided to push his face into the modeling world. Photoshoots varying from fully clothed to boxer shoots.'

Leon swallows. "They are basically calling us whores for being comfortable in our own skin" Leon whispers. Shawn looks at him with a frown. "Better us than the girls." Shawn whispers. Leon meets his eyes, pain filling the two toned eyes. "It shouldn't be a us or them situation." Leon states. "I know. We know. But them? The outsiders? They never will." Shawn nods.

"Im not a product." "As long as your in the public? You will always be a product to them. A possession. There own personal show." Shawn breaks it to him. Leon shakes his head. "It isn't fair." "It never will be. But we can end the cycle. No. You can end the cycle." Shawn tells him. "How?" Leon asks. "Speak up. Speak out." Shawn states.

"You think it'll work?" Leon asks. "It'll get through to a enough people. They'll be your true fans. They will spread awareness about how you feel. How we all feel about it. And they'll fight with you." Shawn explains. Leon nods and looks at his phone.

"Why didn't you?"

"Because I was apart of the wrong generation." Shawn smiles before moving towards the ring.

Leon watches him and understands. He saw and heard how people felt about his Pa in the 90s. They either loved him or they despised his guts. He could ask for space and they'd find a way to turn him into the bad guy.

Leon didn't even want to imagine how badly they'd have ripped his pa apart if he spoke about how uncomfortable he was.

Leon doesn't even want to think about how they'd rip him apart.

He opens twitter and begins a new post.

Better to try than not at all.

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Notes

I'm tired

This didn't go how I wanted it to at all but as I got more tired the idea slowly left me.

But I like making mini posts like this to explain how certain things work in their universe. How they feel about certain things.

Obviously in real life Shawn is sexualised but it's not as bad as I obviously make it out to be here.

It just like to monsterfy the media and how they treat people like Leon and shawn.

I'm evil like that 😁

Also, Melanie martinez song show and tell is exactly the inspiration for this because its just the song that makes me think about Shawn and Leon the most.

I know I always point out that Leon is beautiful and he is the visual of the new generation and that's because we'll yes, it's true. They all know it and they aren't angry about it because it doesn't make them ugly. And whilst Leon accepts it I wanted to show that he too still has boundaries and that he too doesn't like how far this whole thing can go. Every positive has a negative. Leon's a visual, but that leads to him getting heavily sexualised by his bosses and the media for a quick buck, especially from a young age.

[chiefatticcreator]

(prompt) my oc arthur rose whos cocky arrogant goofy and flirtatious meeting rainbow mika and mika falling for arthur cause of his cockiness and getting turned on?

That annoying boy was frustrating, Mika decided. He was cocky, annoying, arrogant, boastful, disrespectful... And he would not stop followign her, flirting with her, making suggestive remarks, complimenting her body, how strong and sexy she looked, how pretty she was...

And sure, Mika was all those things! One did not get to her position as one of the top wrestlers in jJapan, and even the world, by being unskilled, and she also knew she was sexy as hell! That he was telling her all these things and flattering her felt good, and she liked it. but the way he was saying these things, like he was talking down at her, condescendign, arrogant, it got under her skin and made her want to punch his pretty boy face.

Of course, there were lots of things she wanted to to that arrogan Arthur. She wanted to punch him, to shut him up, to pin him under her, to make him stop looking at her so arrogantly and annoyingly smug. Maybe then he would actually take her seriously when she'd defeated him in the ring, made him beg for her to stop, pinned him under in front of everyone. As for that pretty boy face of his, his lips, his mouth...

She would shut him up with a kiss! He'd never expect it, and it would be the perfect way to make him stop. She'd love the expression fo surprise on hsi face when she'd do that, and how he would blush, and stutter, and admit that he really thought she was great, and that he was...

Maybe then he'd say he loved her and that was why he was such a jerk to her! Then she'd pin him in other ways, maybe in the bedroom, and...

Oh no.

She was in love with that arrogant idiot.

[filthychaos]

filthychaos motd #2 (11/9/2023)

kenny omega vs. pac - aew all out 2019 (8/31/2019)

hey, this one's on youtube! (27:52)

--- match analysis ---

for two veterans like omega and pac, this one was a little disappointing, i won't lie.

kenny went into this match surprisingly the underdog, which is unusual especially considering this is almost immediately after his cleaner run in njpw.

kenny came out hot after a bit of showboating with a close tie-up with pac, both of them showing off their level 800 gyatts grappling skills, before kenny drops pac with a shoulder tackle. pac kips right up and they continue running the ropes, but kenny steps over the back of pac like the sexy, snarky son of a bitch he is.

more grappling, mostly dominated by kenny, until rolls over a hammerlock, takes kenny down and steps on his back too. from here and onwards for a bit, pac mostly dominates the match, slowly picking on kenny omega until kenny hits a kotaro krusher, but pac won't let that shit slide so he just bounces over and out of it like it's nothing.

kenny launches pac to the outside and readies up for rise of the terminator, but because he's a silly little boy he gets caught in the ring and hit with a 'rana. more sprinting around by these pretty boys before pac gets sent to the outside and destroys kenny's ribs with a penalty kick like a mortal kombat execution. fighting on the outside now, kenny sends pac into the guardrail and beats pac's head into a chair. how he didnt get disqualified for this idk, but he didnt, and the match continues. hoorah! pac throws kenny into the guardrail, but pac drops kenny's pretty face on the apron. (oh, so that's why kenny's so white, all of the iron atoms in his face got fucking eviscerated...)

more guardrail bumps... this is getting a little tiring tbh. pretty sexy flying dropkick from pac to omegabut by this point i was already a bit burnt out, and there's still a long time to go in this match. long rest hold sequence here... at this point i'm actually getting a little upset. for two world-class wrestlers like omega and pac who could have had a 6-star banger here, it feels like they were holding back and that upsets me.

kenny hits a nice baseball slide, follows it with a rise of the terminator but hits his head badly on pac's big ass forehead. yowch. kenny hits a GORGEOUS dropkick to the back of the head, followed by a fisherman buster which was perfectly executed. at this point i'm starting to be compelled again, but that slow previous portion still left a bitter taste in my mouth.

you cant escape gets blocked by pac, he goes for a slingshot but gets caught and dropped with YCE which made me smile. kenny's moonsault dodged by pac, pac's moonsault blocked by kenny but pac spins it into a wince-inducing ddt anyway! pac scales to the top rope, kenny rolls out of the ring and pac takes a solid 6 and a half years to change position for a moonsault. pac hits his knees on the guardrails, because god forbid aew wrestlers do anything cool without getting injured.

pac heads to the top again and hits a sexy, sexy 450 splash to kenny, which could have been the end but kenny kicks out! a striking sequence breaks out between them, kenny proves to be the superior striker initially before he gets spaghetti-legged by pac. kenny kicks pac into the corner and powerbombs him into the turnbuckles, follows it with a spinebuster, just for a 2 count! kenny goes for a v-trigger, but pac pulls the referee in. pac utilizes the distraction, goes for a springboard attack, but kenny picks him out of the air with a dropkick, then follows it with a cross-legged patella brainbuster. kenny goes to the well again and hits a lethal v-trigger, searches for the ol' one-winged angel but kenny aint having that shit so he drops him with croyt's wrath anyways. pac kicks out at 2.

kenny goes for a tiger driver '98, but gets dropped on his back. kenny goes for a boot into the corner to pac, but pac slings over the ropes, and over again with a slingshot cutter. pac goes for a german suplex, kenny reverses and runs the ropes, but pac hits a snap german suplex and follows it up with a deadlift bridging german for kenny's troubles, but it's still not enough.

pac takes kenny to the top rope, but kenny trips him, driving him face first into the top rope (i physically recoiled at this), kenny then hits a snap dragon suplex about half as pretty as my bf and follows it up with a gnarly v-trigger. kenny goes for another v-trigger, but gets caught by pac who hits him with a nasty gut kick, side kick, but kenny ducks an enziugiri and goes for ANOTHER v-trigger??? pac stops him with a boot, then a superkick, then kenny finally lands a third v-trigger which was pretty cool. he goes for a running clothesline and hits a fourth v-trigger.

kenny went for a poisonrana, but pac reverses into a poisonrana of his own which kenny rolled through. a few knife-edge chops before kenny hits a knee lift which puts pac to sleep. kenny lifts pac for the one-winged angel, but pac wiggles his arm under kenny's and locks in the brutalizer! after a few seconds, kenny drops to his neck and the referee calls it.

result: pac beats kenny omega by submission

--- match rating/post-match thoughts ---

⭐⭐3/5 stars⭐⭐

it was a good match, but absolutely could have been better. for the standards of both men, it was a little disappointing. pac and kenny would go on to have bangers in their trios series w/ lucha bros and young bucks respectively, but omega's phenomenal singles run in aew in comparison to pac's relatively meager singles run makes me question what the point of having kenny lose this match was.

enjoyable watch the first time around, but i watched it twice in total to write this down, and i found myself not paying attention for most of the first viewing.

my main is @gholdengolvr

first image from u/ScottLesh724 on reddit, second image from sportskeeda

[tsuki-sennin]

The Cactus has Fled! Who is this Dragonfly Malgam? What does he want with Riku? Why is he such a bitch? For what reason does Atropos approach Rinne?

All this and more on Kamen Rider Gotchard #8~!

-Oh yeah, he just

-Ditched Hotaro up there?

-"WHALE AND BICYCLE! SURELY THIS COMBINATION WILL WORK JUST FINE!"

-Oh

-Apparently it works perfectly!

-Very convenient, those Chemies.

-"Hello. My name is Atropos. I want you to do something for me."

-Aw c'mon Rinne-chan, all she wants is somebody to play with while her sisters are on some hot girl shit. You monster!

-Interesting... Atropos seems to have some memory altering too, eh?

-Renge didn't even seem to notice...

-"How's your creepy pet man doing?"

-"Just fine, thank you~!"

-Just fill up the Fuko Gauge and then Infinity shall appear.

-Oh! I was just kidding about the Fresh references but

-That is literally a four-leaf clover.

-Sabo.....

-First friends....

-Sharp fella

-I have to admit, this kid is pretty good at acting.

-Somebody got a really good casting director.

-"Where the boy?"

-Scan the needle, and we'll find our boy!

-Smaphone~!

-Spanner says no.

-Just like with Arashi-san and Wrestler G... Riku and SaboNeedle have proven a friendship between Chemies and humans.

-Oh an executive, huh?

-Alright pops, time for you to die.

-Sabi, Isaac, and Renge~! The ultimate team~!

-That Super A Rank of yours is gonna drop into the casual leagues soon.

-Malice comes in all forms.

-Cactuar's 1000 Needles!

-Let's give this old man what for.

-"I won't let him break you before me~!"

-Kanashimi getto da yo!

-That is a sexy monster design.

-I see Valvarad's chosen nemesis is Lachesis.

-Gotchanko!

-Dokkirishovel!

-Big-ass hands, goddamn.

-Bubbles!

-Oh, they've already snuck off on a little date, huh?

-Lucky her.

-I think it'd be really funny if Spanner decided he liked Chemies now because Lachesis treats them so terribly.

-Save our pal~!

-Rising Fighter's gonna play every finisher, eh?

-Not arguing against that at all, mind you! Insert songs are consistently hype as hell, sooooo...

-It's thanks to Sabosuke and his new pal Hawkstar that Greatonbo is part of our team!

-Ooooooooh, bloooom!

-That's so beautiful...

-Dad...

-We learned something important from all this, eh?

-"This will be marked on your permanent record."

-Let's kick some damn cans!

-We'll keep playing some goddamn games.

-Clotho's anxious to do some goddamn fighting again, and I say let her.

-School Trip to Kyoto! We Fourze now?

-Oh hell yeah, Clotho's beating up Minato-sensei. That's awesome.

-Seems like a lot's happening.

[littletroubledgrrrl]

Imagine if there was this teenybopper young girl in the 1980's who was a Madonna wannabe (like the women in these gifs), loved the mall and shopping there, who loved so much feminine stuff in the 80's: teen magazines, pop stars, girl movies, makeup, etc.

How would this teenybopper girl feel about professional wrestling in the 80's?

While there were some male wrestlers who were pretty boys that girls and women loved and screamed over because of how cute they were (The Von Erichs, the Rock n Roll Express, the Rockers, Terry Taylor, the Fantastics), so many male wrestlers in the 80's were really ugly, not to mention some of them could be really violent.

Yesterday I found someone on tumblr who said how wrestling magazines in the 80's were trying to appeal to female audiences by having their sexy pretty boy male wrestlers (like Barry Windham) do these beefcake photoshoots.

This person also said he only knew one woman in the 80's who read wrestling magazines.

Madonna Lives!

[randyortonhunk]

Pretty Boy!

[onsunnyside]

okay piggybacking off of the anon that mentioned wrestlers taking ballet, i also remember hearing that football players take ballet as well which brings me to my next point, stay w me y'all fr-

professional ballerina!reader that works at a studio across from a college, the coaches for the college football team make a few of their players go for one session w reader, so they can at least try it out (i’m thinking maybe ari, steve, and maybe curtis or andy)

originally, they were all annoyed with their coach and angry that they were spending their saturday afternoon in a tiny ballet studio. but then you walk in and suddenly…ballet doesn't sound too bad. and with the passing time, it becomes more and more clear how ridiculously oblivious you are.

getting u to demonstrate vulnerable positions, constantly saying little comments that make you a flustered mess, and somehow even managing to get their hands on you when it should be the other way around since you are the instructor

you’re the sweetest, prettiest, dumbest little thing they’ve ever come across and boy do they plan to have fun with you🫶

AHHH LET ME KITH YOUR SEXY BRAIN 😚🫶 This is so delicious. A full meal and leftovers for tomorrow. I’m never going hungry again:

they’re all hotheaded and grumpy, making up excuses to skip this ‘mandatory program’ bc why tf would they want to do ballet? They’re football players, big beefy rugged and rough, they could crush a fucking watermelon with their thighs and the coaches want them to dance in tights? (Their thoughts exactly).

Oh but then they see you: glowing so pretty and sweet, struggling to carry in a big container, they all jump at the chance to help you !! Nearly knocking into each other to make a good first impression. And what’s in the container? Loads of snacks and water for your new students, of course !! They’re big guys so you wanted them to stay hydrated and full of energy. You even asked their coaches about allergies or favourite treats 🫶

You’re so oblivious to their lewd stares and the growing bulges in their pants as you bend over, demonstrating some easy stretches to get warmed up.

“You’re really flexible, sweetheart.”

You glance up in the mirror, growing hot under his gaze but not realizing how close the football stars were now. “I have to be! It’s my job.”

“Do you do… private lessons?” One of them asks, his blond hair a stark contrast amongst the brunets. “I have a hard time learning new things.”

Scoffs sound throughout the room (all unnoticed by you), Steve was a genius, he could be an honours student if he didn’t want to only focus on football (and thus, his football scholarship).

“Uhm, not usually… but I definitely have some time available to start! Is it only you who needs extra help?” Several other hands raise. “Oh my… do all of you need more help too?”

(I would love to add you to my anon list 🥺🥺 feel free to choose words/emojis/both that aren’t on this list)

[lokisprettygirl]

Hit me Baby, One more Time (Wrestler Loki x Female Reader)

Read chapter 22 here

Chapter 23

Summary : Frigga invites you over for dinner at her house and you meet a certain giant sexy wrestler you once knew.

Warning : Mentions of Domestic abuse, Child abuse, Loki being Loki

Frigga. Loki Friggason. His mother's name is Frigga. Now it was entirely possible that it's some other Frigga, but you had a feeling she is his mother. You remember the picture you saw in his locker, the same woman, the only difference is she was standing in the picture, and she looked younger. 

"Uhh that's a unique name" you told her and she smiled politely "Ahh I get that alot" she said to you and another woman ran towards her soon after "Sorry it took me so long, you okay?" She asked him in a worried tone and frigga answered her quickly "Don't worry Martha, I almost got in trouble but this sweet lady helped, btw y/n this is my caretaker Martha, Martha this is y/n" 

She brought her hand forward to shake your hand so you did it awkwardly "Thank you y/n, her son would absolutely murder me if something would have happened to her" Oh he definitely would. You didn't doubt that.

"Marthaaa" frigga gave her the eyes and then she smiled at you "My son is a little protective but he means well" she told you and you smiled.

 "Oh I know" she tilted her head in the same manner Loki often did whenever he was confused and you had to get out of there before you say anything else.

"I should leave, I have to go practice" you told her and they both gave you a polite smile "Ahh dear? Wait a second" she said to you and she asked Martha to pass her a paper and a pen then she scribbled something on it and gave it to you

"I would like to know about your audition, so give me a call tomorrow? You don't have to if you don't want to, no pressure, just a thought" she passed you the note and you took it from her 

"Sure, I will, thank you so much, so nice meeting you, you're very kind" she gave you a smile as she heard you and you got your snacks and checked out of there as soon as you could. You took a deep breath as you got inside the car with Mack "Are you okay?" He asked you and you shook your head in yes.

What are the odds? That you met her out of all people, it hasn't even been two hours since you got here in LA, so this is why he visited La, she lives here? Thor doesn't know that? she has been hiding in plain sight, how is it possible?

"Frigga that girl y/n, I think it's the same girl you had suspicion about, the one loki followed on his instagram" Martha told frigga and she smiled "Oh I know, someone told me, I recognised her as soon as I saw her, and I think she recognised me too, which makes me think that Loki told her about me? He never does that, he always hides me from the world, I think she could be the one to bring my sweet boy back to me" 

Frigga told Martha and Martha sighed "Well to be fair, he's nothing but sweet to you, it's people like us facing his wrath" She told frigga as they came out of the store "He wasn't always like that martha, he was the sweetest boy ever" she whispered as she thought of a particular memory.

"Mama mama mama look, look I'm pretty like you" Frigga looked up from the book she was reading as she heard her 8 year old son Loki's voice and she smiled, he had gotten his hands on her makeup kit it seemed "Oh my little mischief" 

She lived for her sons Thor and Loki, her husband might have changed but her sons would always be there to bring a smile on her face. She opened her arms and called him to her, so he ran towards her and he sat down on her lap "You did it yourself?" She asked him and he shook his head enthusiastically.

"I see you when you do it, I learned mama, I learned, I did good?" she giggled as she heard his voice, then she teared up "You're perfect sweet boy" she got up and brought her camera from the bedroom. She set it up on a stand and timer and then she stood next to him, her arms around his shoulder, she had to take a picture of her son being so mischievous. 

She did lose that picture somewhere though, it got missing from her album, she didn't know that it ended up in his locker. As a reminder that his mother seemed truly happy once, as a reminder of the innocence he lost.

When Odin caught him with makeup on his face, he dunked his head in the bathtub and made him scrub it off, told him that real men don't do such feminine things, told him that he looked like a back alley whore. Used words for him he didn't even understand at his age. The day Odin took him to train for the first time and it was the day he lost his boyish purity.

"Heimdall, where is Odinson these days?" Loki asked heimdall as they were going through the security checking on the airport "He's in New Jersey" Loki raised his eyebrows as he heard "What the hell is he doing there?" He asked curiously

"I don't know, I'll find out" He told Loki, what is Thor upto now he wondered. 

You couldn't stop thinking about Loki and meeting his mother just now. Next day during the auditions you felt so nervous, but he was still somewhere there in your head, after your routine the judges told you and mack that you have cleared the selection process and taken into the next round. You couldn't have been happier but you had no one to share the happiness with except your parents and mack. 

You both have been preparing several routines in advance for the next round so it wasn't an issue, Mack decided that it would be best to take a day off and enjoy the nightlife of LA, but you just wanted to go back to your room and rest, you two also needed to find a room or something, if you make it to the next round after the second one, you'd be here for a long time.

After much consideration you decided to call frigga and told her that you cleared the audition, she sounded happy for you and then she asked you if you'd like to come for dinner at her place. Somewhere in Beverly hills.

"Uhh are you sure, I don't want to intrude in case you have family over" you asked her to enquire about Loki, you didn't want to face him at all, but you didn't want to hurt Frigga either, she seemed lonely.

"Ahh Don't worry it's only me and Martha and some staff workers, I would love to have a new company as well" Frigga told you and you sighed, you didn't know what to wear, so you put on a pair of black jeggings with a dark green shirt, it was new and no you didn't think of loki when you chose to wear that. You obviously didn't.

"Mama you can't invite a complete stranger here you know that right? What if Thor sent her to pry on you?" Loki asked frigga, and she shook her head "She's harmless I can promise you that" she told her overprotective son and he sighed 

"Yes because you're a very good judge of character right?" He snapped on her, he wanted her to have a new company but he didn't like her being so careless, there could be several reasons why a strange woman would try to get close to his mother, she glared at him as he used that tone with her and then she teared up,

"That's how you would talk to me now?" She asked him and he felt his heart breaking instantly, he sat down on the floor and placed his head down on her lap "I won't do it again mama I promise" when he looked up his eyes were red from the tears so she leaned down to kiss his forehead "Go get ready, and fix your hair" she ruffled his hair and he smiled as he got up. She seemed happy and that made him happy.

When you reached the address she gave you, you were shocked to say the least, you knew he was rich but you didn't know that he owned a freaking mansion in LA, there were guards who asked for your ID and your entry timings were recorded then they checked you for any weapons and such and also took your pepper spray.

"You'll get it back when you leave" one of the guards told you as he took you inside. Dear lord.

Once you got inside, she greeted you. She was in a full length dress and had a thin fabric wrapped around her shoulder, her light brown hair in a bun, she looked like a queen. You leaned down to hug her and she hugged you back "Did you have any trouble getting here?" She asked you and you shook your head in no.

"Where is Martha?" You asked her and she smiled at you "She's upstairs, oh by the way, my son arrived just recently, but he won't be a bother" She told you and your eyes widened, Oh no! you had to make an excuse and get out of there before he could see you but what would you say to her?

"Your son?" You asked her as you thought of excuses and you followed her towards the living room "His name is Loki" she told you and you were panicking more and more with every passing second. 

She asked you to sit down on the couch but you were a nervous wreck "Ahh there he is, loki meet y/n, the girl I told you about" you scrunched your forehead but you finally turned around to face him, he was a pale looking man in general but right now he seemed as if he had seen a ghost.

"Loki" you mumbled and he walked closer to you as he looked at his mother then you, then her, then you again "Birdy, I mean y/n, what are.. you..what are you doing here" frigga smirked as she heard him calling you birdy. She knew he wasn't talking about his pet birdy that day.

"You two know each other?" She asked, acting to be confused and you looked at her "He used to date my roommate Tonya in New York" you gritted your teeth and Frigga gave you a sly smile "Not a date, didn't date her" he glared at you at your bold statement and you glared back at him.

He was wearing a green t-shirt matching yours and a sweatpant, that's no way to dress up when a guest is over. Mannerless.

"I had no idea, this is even better, I thought it would be awkward with you two but good to know that you know each other from New York" 

She asked you to sit down again and you did. Then she asked Loki to come sit next to you but he sat on the couch in front of you "I'll check to see if the dinner is prepared" she wheeled out of there and you have never felt so awkward in your life.

He couldn't believe this, you were here in LA, in his mother's house, It's been more than three months since he saw you last, you look so pretty, but so pissed off at him as you should be, why did you come here? It was already hard for him to get over you "Before you think that I stalked you, she told me that you were not here" 

He smiled and then he smirked 

"So you knew she was my mother and still came here?" He asked you and you wanted to slap that grin off his face "She invited me, I didn't want to offend her" you told him the honest truth and he walked in over to you to sit next to you, you scooted over to the side as he sat so close, you could smell him, he smelled divine. An Aphrodisiac.

"Thanks for helping her in the store, she told me" he said to you and you looked at him "You don't have to thank me for being a human" your voice sounded shrill, he could tell that you wanted to murder him "I do, they are rare" he chuckled and you wondered why she was taking so long to come back

"What are you doing here? In LA I mean" he asked you and you looked at him.

"The audition, we got selected" you told him and he smiled. He was so proud of you "Congratulations" 

You took a deep breath as Frigga wheeled in again, this time with Martha by her side and she took you both to the dining area. Frigga and Loki sat on one side of the table, while you sat next to Martha on the other side facing them "So how well do you know each other?" she asked you both and you smiled politely,

"I thought I knew him but I don't" you muttered under your breath and he almost choked on his Chicken salad "Did you say something dear?" She asked you and you cleared your throat before you spoke again. "Not that well, he used to spend nights at my apartment, with my roommate" you glared at him again and norns he wanted to take you to his room and punish you for being so mouthy. 

"Is this girl, her roommate I mean, your girlfriend, little mischief?" Frigga asked him and your pupils dilated as you heard the nickname, that's why he was so taken aback when you called him that. 

"Not a girlfriend mother, just someone I hung out with a few times" she glared at him as he told her about Tonya. Frigga asked you how long you have been dancing for, and other things about your life and you kept the conversation going. You did feel his foot touching yours under the table and you glared at him to stop, but he didn't, he took his shoes off instead and you felt his thumb rubbing against your shin.

After the dinner she asked you to stay over, no wait, she insisted you to stay over and then she took you with her to get changed. You couldn't deny her, she was overbearing, but she meant well it seemed. Plus it would be nice to have someone in a new city. Now only if she wasn't Loki's mother, then it would have been perfect.

Seeing him again brought all those feelings back that you have been trying to push away, why he looks so good and smells so good, you wanted to kiss him and touch him but you remembered that night and how he left you after that, and no his little explanation over the text didn't make you feel any better.

Frigga gave you one of her old nightwear to put on so you can sleep comfortably, and then she showed you your room.

Loki couldn't stay still, you were here? What were the odds that out of all people you bumped into his mother yesterday? He needed to go see you and talk to you, he didn't know what he would say but he had to hold you and hear from you. And Kiss You

When he went to the guest room, frigga was showing you an album, probably from his childhood and he cringed at the thought. "That's birdy, unfortunately she flew away because of-" she was going to say something but she looked at Loki and the look he gave her made her stop "She's cute" you giggled as you looked at the cutest white cockatoo, must have hurt to lose her, Loki also looked so cute as a child, but then you saw one of his pictures as a baby and he was all naked, his little weenie made you giggle.

Loki smiled as he heard you giggling, thankfully he didn't know why you were giggling "She is cute..she was I meant" 

You glared at him, no you won't let him be cute with you again after what he did. No. Just no. No matter how adorable he looks when he's flirting with you. Just no.

"Oh dear I'm worn out from the day, I have to get my sleep, I'll see you in the morning" she hugged you and you returned the warm embrace. And then she left you with her giant sexy son.

"Goodnight to you I guess" you told him as you walked over to him, he was standing in the doorway and you wanted to close the door "I know you are upset" he held your chin with his fingers and made you look at him "That would be an understatement, I hate you" he made an tch sound as he heard you, you can't hate him.

"You should" you teared up as you heard him and he tilted his head then he leaned down to kiss you, you didn't seem opposed to it, you kissed him back, god you have missed him. He always made you so impulsive and careless.

"I have missed you little thing" he whispered as he cupped your cheeks and he got inside the room and closed the door. You pushed him against the door and tiptoed as you wrapped your arms around his neck, his hair as soft as you remembered, you didn't let go of his lips and he didn't either, he brought his hands behind you and grabbed your hips to pull you closer and then he picked you up and turned you around swiftly to press you against the door.

"You are an asshole, live with that" you mumbled and he stopped kissing you as he chuckled "I know I am but you came here little thing, it's not my fault" you rolled your eyes at him and he gripped your hair in his fist

"If I knew beforehand you were here I wouldn't have" he snickered as heard you, you have missed him too he could tell by the way you rubbed your hands against his chest. 

 "You got a mouth on you now huh, what did you do with my good girl?" He asked you and you snickered "You killed her when you left"

He smiled as he heard you, he knows you're pissed off but that doesn't make you any less adorable "That's a tad dramatic birdy" he mumbled and then he kissed you again "Gotta say, the fact that you're wearing my mother's outfit is really off putting, how about i take you out of these and put you in mine?" He played with the strings of two piece nightwear and you teared up again.

"Yeah you want to play with your toy again? What happened to your one fuck rule?" He grabbed your chin and he kissed you furiously as he heard you "You're not a toy birdy, I never intended to treat you like one, not outside of bedroom" he told you as he kissed on your neck and you felt his hips bucking into your core.

"Well That's how you made me feel that night" 

"I told you it wasn't your fault that I left, do you not listen to me?"

"I did that's why it hurt, I thought you cared about me, but you treated me like rest of your women" 

"They're not my women birdy and I do care about you, that's why I left" 

"That makes no sense whatsoever"

"I know but I don't think I can explain" 

"Well then get out, I'm not interested in your mind games" he put you down as soon as he heard your hurt voice and then he got out of there without a word. Okay you weren't expecting him to listen to you for once, you didn't want him to leave.

You felt used by him and he never wanted to make you feel that way, everyone he fucks once, they always know what they want from him and he always wants just sex, but you made the situation complicated for him. He was addicted to you and even three months away from you didn't make him grow out of these feelings he had.

After you threw him out of your room he went straight to the only woman he knew could get him out of this predicament, so he knocked on her door. He heard his voice asking him to come in as she was already in bed, so he went inside. As soon as she looked at his face she knew something was wrong "What's wrong Little Mischief?" 

"Mama I need your help" 

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cody and randy - sparknotes version

cody’s return to wwe means a lot to me, as somebody who was there for cody’s 2007 debut, and watched him go from this pretty nobody to the fandom bicycle. if you know, you know!

cody’s very first feud on the main roster was with randy and he was the very first person to stand up to randy, and it was very admirable seeing as cody was this twinky pretty boy that looked like they couldn’t hurt a fly

and he slapped randy, right across the face, after a very tense staredown

they got into a match the following week. that led to another tense staredown and argument between them. this was also sexy

randy’s favorite method of pinning cody is this very wonderful pin called “the scissor pin”, in which they intertwine their legs together as if it was some convoluted kama-sutra position.

randy beat him. cody fucked off for awhile and did gay things with ted dibiase jr until he and ted joined randy in a group called the legacy (sometimes named the legaycy) that was nice, but this is not their post, this is cody and randy’s post

and obviously i won’t get into their full history because then this post would be miles and miles long but here’s the important bits

cody is the more naive, optimistic one, whereas randy is cynical, and an asshole

they work because cody is, secretly, also an asshole but puts on this nice and sweet facade because he feels that’s how he needs to act, and randy is, secretly, wanting to have some hope in life again and cody is a great reminder of all the great things life should offer. two sides of the same coin

they are very opposite, but are also VERY similar, and are the perfect balance to each other

randy has considered cody one of the very few friends he has in this business and was sad when cody originally left in 2016

during legacy, randy was oftentimes hard on ted, but was also very nice to cody (cody’s words, not mine!)

cody has said that randy, and rey mysterio, are the two wrestlers that have gotten him to where he is today

they’re just sexy together

under the cut, will be many gifs of cody and randy being gay together. purview at your leisure